A shop painted like a treacherous TfL bus
Through the window almost innocently
A billboard vaunting the merits of staycation
But beyond the marketing opportunity
You may have noted strange similarities
Chummey Bear’s Great Seaside Adventure
They say he dreamed he was First Lord of Admiralty
But almost drowned in a paddle canoe incident
We are confident that the French and Russians
Are trying to influence the current situation
Photo Hugh Ardoin The Estates of Emergency Gallery